Lindsay Lohan to Pose Naked with Alcohol-Monitoring SCRAM Bracelet

Lohan's people will probably airbrush the SCRAM out of her nudie pics, but hopefully there will be outtakes. The Bachelor breaks up with his reality TV-anointed wife. Everybody who's anybody is posting Miley Cyrus crotch pictures, now. Tuesday gossip cometh.
Lindsay Lohan will be posing nude to promote her new 6126 handbag line (the brand name is Marilyn Monroe's birthday, and the same label as her leggings line) and her handlers haven't decided if her booze-sniffing SCRAM ankle bracelet will be featured. (Marilyn wore nothing but Chanel perfume; LiLo wears nothing but a court-monitored alcohol-monitoring device.) "We're thinking of having police on hand so we can remove the ankle bracelet for the pictures," one 6126 collaborator said. They are considering airbrushing the SCRAM out, but I say, leave it in! Those ads will become collectors' items—a tragic sign of the times when starlets were boozehound criminals.